** I am wearing one of those Juicy like halter top dresses (around the house and after shower ONLY) and I reach over her to tuck her in to watch a cartoon, when I bend over, my boobs fall out
MOM- "oops, my boobies fell out"
SARAH- "NO MOMMY, your boobies are HANGING out"
Thanks Sarah!
In his defense, it was a pretty good book.
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I fell asleep reading a book and woke up to the sound of orange chaos: In
Purrsy Bysshe Shelley’s defense, I think we’ve all wanted to crawl into a
book af...
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