** I am wearing one of those Juicy like halter top dresses (around the house and after shower ONLY) and I reach over her to tuck her in to watch a cartoon, when I bend over, my boobs fall out
MOM- "oops, my boobies fell out"
SARAH- "NO MOMMY, your boobies are HANGING out"
Thanks Sarah!
They’re not all gonna be winners.
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Last night I woke up with what I was pretty sure was a brilliant mathematic
epiphany that I quickly jotted down on my phone notes and this is what it
was: ...
2 days ago