** I am wearing one of those Juicy like halter top dresses (around the house and after shower ONLY) and I reach over her to tuck her in to watch a cartoon, when I bend over, my boobs fall out
MOM- "oops, my boobies fell out"
SARAH- "NO MOMMY, your boobies are HANGING out"
Thanks Sarah!
Mortifying myself without even leaving the house
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Autocorrect on my text messages is making me look even more unhinged than
normal lately, so if you ever feel bad about your texting issues, please
enjoy th...
2 days ago
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